


12 Things

by arreyellewebb



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-04-02
Updated: 2011-04-02
Packaged: 2014-12-13 08:52:08
Rating: T
Chapters: 2
Words: 477
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6870139/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2437242/arreyellewebb
Summary: Two-Shot  for now?   Seddie.





	1. 12 Things I Hate About You

**12 Things I Hate About Fredweird**

**By: Sam Puckett**

I hate your stupid polo shirts

And the way you style your hair

Some may say it's rude and mean

But I don't really care

I hate that you're obsessed with Carly

It makes me want to scream

But I tried to man you up a bit

By being rude and mean.

I hate the way you smirk at me

and the way you roll your eyes

Either way you're still a dork

And either way you're mine.

I hate how you make me feel so fragile

and scared and confused too

And how No matter how hard I try

I just can't forget about you

I hate the way you stare at me,

When you think that I can't see.

I really don't know what it means,

or what the look could mean.

I hate how you make me so angry

that I don't know that to do.

But the one thing that I hate the most

Is that I think I'm falling for you


	2. 12 Things I Love About You

Sam, in response to receiving your poem sitting on my bed the other day, I have written a response.

**Twelve Things I Love About Princess Puckett**

**By: Freddie Benson**

I love the way you call me names

And the way you yell at me

I love the smirk upon your face

As you torture me restlessly

I love the way you defend me

When other people put me down

Whenever I am in a twist

You're always around

I think of us as friends you know

And I think you think so too

My life would suck so bad

if it weren't for you

Your ideas and pranks are crazy

But they make me feel alive

I guess I love that too

I always have a good time

I love the way you make me feel

like a huge dork sometimes

It makes me do some crazy things

It even makes me rhyme.

I love the way you make my heart race

And give me an adrenaline rush

I even love how your embarrassing remarks

Sometimes make me blush

I love the way you bite your lip

When you don't know what to say

Your smile is really pretty

It truly makes my day

I love the way you always smell

Like strawberries and ham

And you swing your hair in my face

And insist that I'm not a man

I love the way you care for me

Even if you can't admit it

I even love this relationship we have

Though most people don't understand it

I am your nerd and you are my demon

And I like that alright,

So I'll be a complete nub and ask you

Sam, Will you be mine?


End file.
